This post brought to you by Hills Pet Nutrition. All opinions are 100% mine.
Alright people. Leave the room. I am serious. Leave the browser window open on your computer, though. Okay. Now set it on the coffee table. The floor is even better. Now leave. for real.
Are you gone yet?
I'll give you one more second.
Okay Rex, Sam and Princess: Are you reading? I know you can at least spell, after all The SnackHound snack hounds know what i-c-e-c-r-e-a-m means. Now down to business: Are you feeling not so fresh these days? Whoops. Wrong product. Are you not feeling as spunky as you once were as a young pup? Does it take a few more seconds to wiggle yourself out from under the kitchen chair?
Tell those people that you want to be a star in the Hill's Pet Nutrition Mobility Challenge. They can go to the Hill's website and snag a Hill's Healthy Mobility Coupon or two to get you started. Try their special Mobility formula, with Omega-3's, Glucosamine and Chondrotin. In a month, if they are truly obeying you, encourage them to submit your store on the website, or even check out Hill's Pet Nutrition on Facebook and post how great you are there.
Better yet, submit yourself. Oh. Right. You don't know their password. No matter….if they enter, they have a chance to win a year's supply of dog food. There will be 30 lucky winners total , so don't not enter just because you think you have no chance. The people won't like want to eat it, so they know they will give it to you. Unlike the free pizza coupon they got from accidentally being sent an anchovy special. They sadly did not share it.
Now, clear this message so they don't know I have been talking to you directly. It would totally blow your cover. Muffin, I won't let on that you have been reading her romance novels. Your secret is safe with me. Now go switch the browser window to the entry form. And if they start questioning you, just act like you have to go outside really bad and they will abandon their line of questioning.
Good luck and Godspeed, Ginger and Spot.