This post brought to you by Hills Pet Nutrition. All opinions are 100% mine.
Alright people. Leave the room. I am serious. Leave the browser window open on your computer, though. Okay. Now set it on the coffee table. The floor is even better. Now leave. for real.
Are you gone yet?
I'll give you one more second.
Okay Rex, Sam and Princess: Are you reading? I know you can at least spell, after all The SnackHound snack hounds know what i-c-e-c-r-e-a-m means. Now down to business: Are you feeling not so fresh these days? Whoops. Wrong product. Are you not feeling as spunky as you once were as a young pup? Does it take a few more seconds to wiggle yourself out from under the kitchen chair?
Tell those people that you want to be a star in the Hill's Pet Nutrition Mobility Challenge. They can go to the Hill's website and snag a Hill's Healthy Mobility Coupon or two to get you started. Try their special Mobility formula, with Omega-3's, Glucosamine and Chondrotin. In a month, if they are truly obeying you, encourage them to submit your store on the website, or even check out Hill's Pet Nutrition on Facebook and post how great you are there.
Better yet, submit yourself. Oh. Right. You don't know their password. No matter….if they enter, they have a chance to win a year's supply of dog food. There will be 30 lucky winners total , so don't not enter just because you think you have no chance. The people won't like want to eat it, so they know they will give it to you. Unlike the free pizza coupon they got from accidentally being sent an anchovy special. They sadly did not share it.
Now, clear this message so they don't know I have been talking to you directly. It would totally blow your cover. Muffin, I won't let on that you have been reading her romance novels. Your secret is safe with me. Now go switch the browser window to the entry form. And if they start questioning you, just act like you have to go outside really bad and they will abandon their line of questioning.
Good luck and Godspeed, Ginger and Spot.
If you are the type who plans their Halloween party 2 1/2 months in advance, or regularly entertains for the viewings of True Blood or worn out Twilight DVDs, then vampire fang ice cubes are for you. I myself, now there are periphery children, such as kids of cousins, My Favorite Guy’s nieces and nephew, etc., I fall back on the old and the lame. If you are tired of jaded children putting their hand in a bag and saying, “Oh that’s so scary. It’s just spaghetti,” then floating dental work in red Rock N Rye, or Cherry Kool-Aid punch may be a bigger hit. Granted, it looks like fake teeth for that slightly kitschy feel, rather than cast from human teeth, but artificial grossness is way better than real.
I am probably in the minority that I don’t usually participate in memes or other lists on this blog. I know, I know; people LOVE lists because they visually have a lot of white space around them to be a quick read, and I am way too longwinded and tangentful to hop on that train. However, I stumbled across a 
