Yes, The Snack Hound is on Twitter.
Actually, the Snack Hound is not. Neither are the two live ones. But I am. If you would like to listen to my occasional vents, conversations with Fudgie the Whale cakes and other logo items that have their own Twitter accounts, leading me to believe that they are real, musings on 19th century British literature featuring orphaned protagonists or the occasional backwards recipe, I would love to have you. http://twitter.com/TheSnackHound is where to find all of this critical and pertinent information.
I’ll even follow you back, unless you only created a Twitter account to solicit people to answer 1,000 surveys to get a chance at an iPad, and the 10,000 other people who don’t win are doomed to a life of proliferating junkmail. But I’m gullible and its hard for me to tell. As always, I CAN be bribed with chocolate. Dark is best.
How about a chocolate mousse cake with real heavy whipping cream frosting? I'll take two, but the 6,643 calories have to go somewhere, either to my equator unless they can be quickly burned.
You probably don't take so kindly to scrapping your old gaming system. Sony offers a downloadable patch to convert newer games to the Move format, and even lets you keep your PS3. Simply purchase a $99 bundle, which includes everything you need to upgrade, including a controller, that blinky eyeball thing that recognizes your controller, and a game to get you started. Yup. No need to purchase a whole new system or re-buy every single game. That's mighty neighborly of them.
There are numerous American coffee companies, but not too many American coffee beans. Actually there are none, unless you count coffee flavored gourmet jelly beans. You can roast them in the USA or Canada, but the climate won’t yield beans. First, you have to be less than 10 degrees from the equator, and grow them at an altitude of at least 1800 feet above sea level. 
Grandma and Grandpa's bathroom had a build in glazed toothbrush and cup holder build right into the wall. Once all the grandkids around, Grandma either got sick of washing the cup that sat there or said "Eww…" A stack of disposable cups was put in its place, and of course we didn't save our cups. We threw them away, and then 5 seconds later needed another drink. Oh, do you remember the cups that had Star Wars characters on them? We had to paw through the whole stack to drink out of the cup we wanted, thus cancelling out any sanitary benefits, and then perceived to use it until the liquid rendered the cup a floppy shred of laminated paper. 
What? You say, "Why can't I just use my nephew's sippy cup?" Well, that would look a little weird, but most of all, if its an older plastic item, it may contain bisephonal-A or BPA. All Aladdin stainless steel and some of their plastic products are BPA-free, so you can slurp with the satisfaction of not adding any additional contaminants to your cocktail. It may be small for one drink, but for small children or more acidic drinks, like orange juice or wine, I wouldn't want to chance it. Wine? Well, I guess for some people that floats their boat. 
