Yesterday, I was pondering on the strange disappearance of Wendy, head of the League for the Suppression of Celery. She may not have really disappeared, but merely abandoned the publicity, fearing discovery by the opposition of the League and therefore has not posted this year. After all, recent discoveries have proven that celery may be key in fighting cancer. Actually, it is not a “recent discovery.” The information was just merely recently discovered by ME, so it doesn’t count as a*true* recent discovery. In fact, the luteolin found in celery may reduce brain inflammation and cancer.
In 2008, Richard Hammond, of Top Gear fame, suffered crash injuries that flipped a switch in his brain. According to the Telegraph, Hammond remarked, “The only difference between me now, and before the crash, is I like celery now.” It seems that Mr. Hammond is part of the pro-celery movement. Of course, fellow Briton Fearne Cotton is staunchly in the anti-celery movement. Why do the British folks seem to be the ones to flaunt their cruciferous affiliation more vocally than the normally more vocal American?
I hope I never hit my head badly, but if I do, I hope I crave healthy food and don’t suddenly crave chocolate ants a la Andrew Zimmern.
