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Ahoy ye landlubbers! Were you sitting on your sofa, when you suddenly turned to the man (or woman) of your dreams and said, “Honey, wasn’t it fun when we went on the cruise two years ago.”
And he’ll say: “Why, yes it was. You know we decided never to go again because you were sick the whole time.”
“Ah, yes. But we always loved looking out the port hole of the dining area. In fact, that is the only memory I have besides the view of the toilet. I remember thinking how refreshing it looked, and that I had forgotten my Dramamine.”
“I never want to go on a cruise again either,” he said, crushing the last ounce of your spirit. You know full well, however, that he is referring to your dimenhydrinate induced hallucinations that almost had you kicked off of the ship. Dr. Doolittle can talk to the animals, but when you start getting a little too adamant about them answering back, it gets ugly, especially if they are only animals in a mural on deck C. “Too bad there are no dinner cruises.”
“But wait!,” you exclaim. What about having left over chile con carne and making our dining room our OWN theme restaurant?”
Then, you both marvel at the new bird ship port hole bird feeder, which of course is the perfect gift for someone special because there is no possible way they can currently have one. Of course, if they get two, well then their ship just has more than one window. Of course, it is not equipped to be plastered into the wall, but hung in front of the window, the bird feeder has the same effect. Perhaps you will attract seagulls to your yard. Well, the port hole is part of the Nautical Collection of Bird Feeders, but with my luck some very terrestrial robins will fancy it, and the sea faring birds won’t come inland just because I have one, but perhaps I am on to something.
Of course, I would be remiss if I didn’t have some item that could be used for those birds that don’t like that much complication or glamor. This rooster bird feeder tempts me to put it in the kitchen and serve shot glass desserts from it. Notice, I didn’t say I was GOING TO DO IT, I just said it was TEMPTING ME.
Somewhere along the way, I jumped the rails. In other words, this rambling has me very off track. I think I am going to truck on over to Birdfeeders.com and see what other kind of mess my brain can get into. Martha would be so proud. I may not be gathering walnuts in the Maine woods for my homemade walnut furniture stain, but I do know how to bring the outdoors in…literally.
